Just got the new Stanhope album tonight, and while trying to woe a virtually retarded woman to my house to give me a sloppy blowjob, while I play with her grape jelly filled baggies for boobs, I have been listening.
Sir, I want to tell you, Doug Stanhope is the greatest stand-up comedian working. Period.
If you think otherwise, please go... jump into a burning pit filled with AIDS.
Doug talks about everything from kid porn to universal health care, taking time to drunkenly puke on every subject that you hold close to your sanctimoniously fat, sweaty tit.
Buy the CD. Don't be a faggot.
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