Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I will gladly munch your carpet

Just sitting here watching my roomie play Call of Duty, frying bacon and being generally bored. I forget about this place constantly, and I am a bad, bad slut about updating it. I guess it helps when nothing exceptionally adventurous ever happens, at least, nothing worth discussing to myself and the random couple of people who happen upon my blog.

One funny thing that happened on Friday, I went to the Dells and snapped a kid in the face with a towel. I didn't go specifically to do that, but it happened none the less. I realized that Wisconsin is like a second-rate Germany. It's like a bunch of my ancestors came to America and tried to find a place that looked exactly like the shithole they came from, set up shop and beer-cheesed the joint up.

The Dells look like what happens when people never leave the 80's. It's like a carnival found a river and died there.

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