I find that no matter what social group you fit into, there are always the shallow, self-absorbed, attention starved types. I'm finding the age of instant communication is making this problem worse, to the point that it's out of control.
Let's not beat around the bush here. I can't stand shallow, self-important, attention starved women. I simply find that sort of mentality disgusting.
Here's how to put yourself into the POSTER HATES YOU category:
1. Have a facebook/myspace/other random networking site picture category entitled: Modeling.
If I had a nickel for every girl I've met who aspires to be a model, I'd fill a sock with them and beat you all to death with it. If any ANY of you had the potential to be anything more than a third rate fetish model on a start-up porno site, taking cock in the mouth or wearing a ball gag, you'd have done it already. Most of you women are barely attractive enough to be in amateur porn, let alone, make money from modeling. This concept is baffling to me. The whole "I'm a model" thing seems to be symptomatic of the desire for acceptance or the afirmation of one's peers. Grow some self-esteem. If you don't think you're attractive, shut the hell up.
2. On the same shitty networking page, have 60 clever little pictures of yourself, that you took, in various clever positions.
OK, have a few. Cool. No problem. Sometimes, you're curious what people look like. I got that. But there is no fucking reason to take a hundred pictures of yourself in the fucking bathroom! You fucking shallow asshole. Are you that fucking vacant of a human being that you need to sit there and gaze at yourself for hours and hours. You look the same in every picture, you fucking useless tool. I have no issue of pictures of you out, doing shit, being you and being natural. What I can't stomach are arranged, flaccid pictures you took so you can have worthless emo boys tell you how cute you are, and how if they had the chance, they'd dry hump you with no clothes on and not even cum on you. This behavior makes me want to feed you glass and dish soap until you die.
3. Post suggestive pictures of yourself, and then act surprised or bashful when people comment on them.
The only reason that you put those pictures on the internet is so people could tell you how attractive you are. Seriously, you psychic vampire, stop. This fucking mentality is killing me. You KNOW you're attractive. WHY, WHY do you feel the need to act like it's the first time you've ever heard that? WHORE! Pictures of your body make men want to fuck you. Why is this hard to get? Who are you posting them for, if not for men to drool over, giving you some sort of twisted affirmation of your desirability?
4. Talk like this: omg, LOL. THis sux. BrB. ::gigles::
Do I even need to explain why I hate this? Yes. Simply, act like at some point you learned the fucking English language, you lazy fucking twat. If you can't use a comma or a period in your sentence, just die. If you can't spell sucks with the two extra letters, jam a coat hanger in your vagina and spare us your spawn. Please.
5. Tell me your hero is Angelina Jolie or some other wretched and worthless actress, film star, model or TV star.
Really, if you're that pathetic, just swallow drain-o.
3 comments:
Corn. . nuts. . .
Unfortunately I have the female hate on for these types.
I wish I had the giant meat grinder from "The Wall". I'd line em all up and push em all in.
I don't think I'd have the patience to deal with putting them in a queue and relying on them to actually stay in line. If they were lined uo it would have to be done SS style.
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