Thursday, June 21, 2007

The world is fucked. What's on TV?

You know, I deal with people every day, and the longer I deal with them, the more my tendencies are to hate them. It's not healthy, it's not even normal, I don't think. For most people that know me though, it's not a new subject. I've hated/disliked people for a long fucking time, and I never really put a lot of thought into it. For instance, I generally just sum up my distaste for people with the fact that they, the subject of my ire, are stupid. I never really explored beyond that point. I didn't think it was worth the time and effort to dwell on. People make assumptions like "you think you're better than everyone else," or "you're jealous of people" or any other number of profoundly dumb judgments... But that's not it. No, I think I've really come to a few realizations about my own psyche as of late.

Couple of reasons I dislike people so much:

One, people have this tendency to talk themselves up constantly. Instead of simply holding a conversation like a human being, they want to tell you about all the super great wonderful things that they do. You know, I don't care about your fucking hobbies or your JOB or how fucking super you are. Telling me about all the totally hip and fantastic shit you do is not going to make me think you're cool. And it's not cause I think the shit I do is better, it's because that garbage doesn't define you. That's all a fucking ruse. I find that people who have the need to shine themselves up tend to be really fucking unsure of themselves and most of the time really uncreative and shallow. If you were genuinely a brilliantly creative person, you wouldn't have to tell me how fucking super you are. I'd pretty much figure that out myself.

People with massive balloon-like ego for their own dumb shit just drive me off the deep end. Your fucking job or your car don't define you as a person. And if you've made those things your defining qualities, you need to get out more and live a little. Read a fucking book sometime. Fuck your car or your totally awesome class or your super fucking job.

Two, people that talk about things without any real fucking knowledge on the subject are my other bane. People fucking do it ALL the time. I've always believed that if I don't know shit about a subject, I should just keep my mouth shut. That, obviously is not a fucking shared trait amongst the populous.

If I bring up the fact that it's a hot day, don't tell me the reason. It's fucking summer. That's it. It's fucking hot cause it's summer. I don't want to hear your fucking arm chair meteorology report as to why it's hot. Don't add input to a conversation if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Nobody will judge you for your silence. It's when you open your mouth and expose how totally full of shit you are that you will be judged.

People do this shit all the time. People wax poetic about subjects that are literally beyond their scope of knowledge as if they wrote the fucking book. It's profound how bold people are when discussing subjects that they are totally fucking ignorant about.

Christians are the worst about shit like that. They love to tell you how fucking science has proved this, that or the other about god, when any fucking informed person knows they are vastly full of shit. Or, or, people that want to argue politics with out any frame of reference, or site some obscure reference that some lame fucking fringe CREATED, simply to bolster his own bullshit stance.

"Yeah, uh, they found giant fire-breathing beetle corpses from ten thousand years ago, and that's where dragons come from."

What? Are you fucking... shut the fuck up.
Dinosaurs and men did not walk together. EVER! It defies logic. The earth is more than ten thousand years old, you fucking dolt!
I know I'm not the smartest guy out there, but to quote Joe Rogan, I'm smarter than just about everyone I meet.

People are totally full of shit. The problem is, we are just as full of shit now as we were when the bible was written. If we weren't, we'd have evolved past religion. We haven't though. We can send men into fucking SPACE, but we can't come to terms with the fact that our only fucking reason for being here is to fuck.

I can't grasp how boldly fucking dumb that makes us as a race.

Yes, there are people who "get it". You don't have to be smart to get it, but it sure does lend a hand. But as a whole, from the poorest pauper all the way up to the leaders of nations, we are a race of fucking shaved cave people. I look around at all these cell phone toting, make up wearing fucking vacant zombie people and it turns my stomach. It's so sad that we as a race can't come to an understanding with the fucking world we live in and truly evolve. With all this fucking advancement in technology, with all the stupid shit we create for the sake of entertainment and mindlessness, you'd think that unification and advancement of the mind would be a game of hopscotch.

Alas, Paris Hilton and fucking MTV and Hi-Def TV is more important.

2 comments:

Aphex said...

That's why we should destroy technology, and go back to gatherer-hunter primitive bands!!!


I noticed you didn't describe me in any of your categories of humans who you don't like, why not? Is it because you're in love with me?

The Human Genome said...

No I did. See reference to people that constantly talk about themselves.