The blog... I think that all those silly people out there in the world that complain about global warming need to shut the fuck up and enjoy the summer weather all year long. I'm talkin' about sandy beaches, margaritas and senoritas, baby. Fuck winter. I mean, if you want snow, go to Colorado. Why snowboard when you could surf past the next ice age? So for all you liberal fags out there who dread a little warm weather, I say take off your button-downs and toss on some sun tan lotion! Have some unprotected sex! Treat every day like it's spring break. We need more emissions, more land fills and less recycling. If raping mother earth gets us more summer, bring on the oil based lubricants.
I really don't see how ice melting could hurt anyone, aside from watering down drinks. I mean, really, who the fuck lives in Alaska anyways? A couple of Eskimo and a penguin or two? Bully to them, stupid asses. Why don't they move? Which reminds me, I need some new penguin skin boots.
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